LOU'MONDAY

THE ACT OF CALLING OUT OF ONES WORK TO SIT AT HOME PRETENDING TO BE SICK ONLY ON MONDAYS. SIMILAR TO FIRDAYITIS ONLY LOU'MONDAY IS AT THE ENTRY OF THE WEEK AS OPPOSED TO THE END OF THE WEEK. THIS CONDITION IS MOSTLY ATTRIBUTED TO THE ACT OF CONSUMING LARGE QUANTITES OF ALCOHOL AND/OR MARAJUANA. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "THE ITIS" THIS EFFECT LASTS THE ENTIRE DAY OF MONDAY.
I WAS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT BUT I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING. OH NEVERMIND LETS GO OUT ILL JUST CALL IN WITH A CASE OF LOU'MONDAY.
by K-GLIZZY February 26, 2024
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