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Laughing-My-Keys-Off
When you laugh so hard that your keys fall off your computer.
Boy 1: So the other day she told me about her hookup with this ugly dude.
Boy 2: LMKO dude I cant type.
LMKO by aokjkjk June 15, 2010
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its an abriviation of
Laugh My Kicks Off
"omg that was so funny im lmko!"
lmko by megacoolmagarin April 21, 2009
LMKO

laughing my kidneys off

when one laughs so hard their kidneys fall off

usually said in a joking manner

10 times more funny said in a British accent
That joke was so funny LMKO now I’m in the hospital.
lmkowis stands for Laughing My Kidneys Out Warning Its Slimey and is used when your laughing so hard your stomach hurts.
person one: And then i said it looked like a raptor fish
person two: lmkowis I CANT BREATHE
lmkowis by TreesOfAspenBark February 1, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026