To live off of welfare and be able to have a cook-out monday thru friday for an entire month. Being able to work for 3 months and collecting unemployment for 2 years. Finally, being able to have a bigger shoe collection than most women.
What do yo want to be when you grow up Juan?
Juan- I want to be able to wear a brand new pair of jordans every day, have a cook-out everyday, and get me some free money from the govenment for doing nothing. I want to be living large.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.