Space‌Core‌From‌Portal's definitions

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Indian guy on yt

A GUY WITH INFINITE INTEL WITH THE GOAL TO PASS HIS KNOWLEDGE TO FUTURE GENERATIONS

The Indian guy on YT I watched was really smart!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Thesaurus

A website/book that makes you sound smart

You: Yo that guy's moderately smart.
Someone else: Where'd you learn that word!
You: A thesaurus.

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 5, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The keyboard's alphabet

Guy 1: What's the letter on the keyboard in order?
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021

Lock

A device to make a door into a wall

The lock prevented me from opening the door

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal June 20, 2021

Knocking

Punching someone's door very softly until you get their attention

I heard knocking on the door and I noticed that it was a package.

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal June 3, 2021

Crossword

A game old people always play

Old person: I need a 5 letter synonym for pretty
You: Quite, why?
Old person: I'm playing a crossword!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 5, 2021