lfp 

lfp is short for looking for party. Its used in Online MMORPG's

123:lvl 50 wizard lfp
321:Hey dude ill join ure party

lfp by HoboJoe January 20, 2005

LFP 

Literal fucking porn

Okay guys. Stop posting LFP in the comments. Why the fuck do I even need to say that?

LFP by KrUsTy KrAb PiZza October 23, 2020

LFP 

short for lake forest park, washington. one of the chillest cities around.

it's crowded with evergreen trees, sc potheads, and there's hella rain, but it's definitely the best place within the close
perimeter to seattle other than downtown its self.

andrew: lfp is so lame, there's nothing to do!

dylan: that's cause you don't live here man



reppin the 206!

LFP by kdizzleschwa February 21, 2009

LFP 

Looking For Pussy

"Hey what's this guy doing here "
"Oh he's LFP"

LFP by Peepeepoopy August 6, 2017

LFP 

Large Fucking Pizza

"Hello, can I take your order"
"I wanna Large Fucking Pizza"
"LFP!"

LFP by Chubbybitch May 8, 2018

LFP 

Low Fat Potential.

A really good thing. If you think the girl you’ve been dating might be the one, first you need to see what her mom looks like. If her mom is 50 but looks 40, works out daily, never eats junk food and weighs 110 lbs., you have nothing to worry about. If you marry this girl, she will never gain weight and keep her cute figure forever. She has LFP. The opposite, HFP, is a really bad thing.

“I might ask Chloe to marry me, she’s cute and petite, and she has LFP. I met her mom, and she is thin and slender.”
“Dude, you better check again. I think that’s her step-mom. Her real mom weighs over 200. Chloe has HFP, not LFP.”
“Dang, that’s a dealbreaker.”

LFP by indybreadman March 14, 2021

lfpos 

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

lfpos by Me March 7, 2004