left 4 dead 2 

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk

hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault

left 4 dead 2 by Z3r0s3volution June 2, 2009

left 4 dead 2 

Why is Left 4 Dead 2 is one of the greatest games ever made!

Have you ever asked yourself, “if the zombie apocalypse were to happen right now, what would I use to defend myself?” That’s like Left 4 Dead 2.

left 4 dead 2 by ########################### December 23, 2019

Left 4 Dead 2 

Left 4 Dead 1.5, "Here's how it should of been". A game assumed to kill of Left 4 Dead, seeing how in the eyes of Valve, Left 4 Dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. Left 4 Dead 2 is a "DLC that was too big" says Valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend Left 4 Dead was never released. It would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't it?

L4D2 player: "Am I play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?" *looks at Left 4 Dead 2 CD case* "WHAAT?!"

Valve: So, I heard you want some DLCs from us? Since when did we promise DLCs for Left 4 Dead? *Person shows previous interviews*.

Valve: LEFT4DEAD2 DESERVES TO BE A SEQUEL, I PROMISE! OR....I'LL TRADE YOU DLC FOR 50 DOLLARS!

Left 4 Dead 2 by A 1337 Ninja June 10, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott 

douchebags that object l4d2 because they don't like killing black zombies, even though they are non-existant

chad: dude, left 4 dead 2 is racist
Rob: no man, ur a fag
chad: im a member of the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott
Rob: u mean that group of pissy cry babies that are all virgins?

Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott by CHAD&ROB December 2, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022