LEESHED

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To get leeshed up, the level of after white girl wasted and right before black out drunk. Guaranteed to wake up on the floor, or an unknown location or how you got there.

"She was next level leeshed up last night"
"Let's get leeshed"
"You were so leeshed last night, you called a cab home, when the party was at your house"

White girl unleeshed

LEESHED by 💁 🍍 September 10, 2026

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leashed

A Girl controls a guy

Beth leashed chris and now he gets her food all the time!

leashed by Zephino September 25, 2006

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leashed

Someone who is completely subjective to the others wants (normally girl to guy in a relationship)

Nia(violet) has Ray(raymond)leashed & now he would do w/e she tells him to.

leashed by Beth w. October 13, 2006

leeched

At a party, that one person that doesn't seem to know anyone except for you. They continually follow you around and insist on hanging out with you afterward. For the full effect, must start off nice, yet become incredible annoying.

A: "Dude, I got leeched by Anna last night."
B: "That sucks."

leeched by Jeremiah C November 7, 2005

Leeched

When someone eats out a girl while she's on her period.

Last night I went to a party and Emma told me that a ginger totally leeched some random hoe in the bathroom. DAT SHIT NASTAY.

Leeched by cierraandemma October 5, 2012

happily leashed

When someone is whipped, but doesn't care.

"Dude, you're whipped!"
"I prefer to call it happily leashed."

happily leashed by kissonthehand November 28, 2012

dick leashed

Like being pussy whipped, this is when a woman is "whipped" by her man.

Don't invite Sidney out tonight. Shell end up just texting her man all night. She's so dick leashed!

dick leashed by Mr.bojangles November 14, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026