LCFM
Lil Chicken/Farmer relationship, similar to ddlg, is a relationship in which one person is the caregiver or "farmer" and the other partner is a little chicken. It is NOT a relationship between an actual farmer and a chicken (or any bird). This is a type of bdsm relationship that may or may not involve sex, but often involves play with objects you find on a farm, such as: birdseed, eggs, and chasing. Described vividly in the well-known song, "Gonna Chase You" by Michael Bird.
"Did you make any eggs for me today?"
"Tweet"
"Oh that's a good chicken. Would you like some more birdseed? Come on, eat some. Come on little chicken, eat the birdseed."
"TWEET TWEET" (runs)
"I'm I going to have to chase you again?"
"That was another episode of LCFM. Join us next week to see if Farmer Joe catches Lil Chicken"
"Tweet"
"Oh that's a good chicken. Would you like some more birdseed? Come on, eat some. Come on little chicken, eat the birdseed."
"TWEET TWEET" (runs)
"I'm I going to have to chase you again?"
"That was another episode of LCFM. Join us next week to see if Farmer Joe catches Lil Chicken"
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