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Loki Laufeyson 

Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.
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Loki Laufeyson by vero900 December 27, 2013
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Loki Laufeyson 

The hottest marvel villain ever. He's adopted by a crusty old God and an amazing goddess named Frigga. He's really Elsa in disguise.
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Loki Laufeyson by mythandmarvel September 4, 2021

Loki Laufeyson 

The God of Mischief. Rightful King of Jotunheim. From and born on Jotunheim, home of the Frost Giants. Raised on Asgard as the prince and only learning his true identity (as a Frost Giant) when he comes in contact with the Tesseract. He originally has blue colored skin with markings and dark red eyes but as a baby he changed his appearance to look like an Asgardian: caucasian skin with blue eyes (and no is eyes are not green as people like to say, when watching the movies he’s in in HD you’ll see that in all of them he has blue eyes). But he always has black slicked back hair that soon grows to shoulder length.
Loki Laufeyson is the hottest MCU character.
Loki Laufeyson by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

Laufeysonhawt 

Hottest mf around. Best TikToker <33
“Laufeysonhawt is Rick flags real wife!”
Laufeysonhawt by ilcveahs September 5, 2021

laufeysonsmewlingquim 

the best editor on tiktok (especially slays with captions) <3 also my favourite person so that’s a bonus

the only loki/tom editor ever 👍😻
omg did you see laufeysonsmewlingquims new tiktok? he slays tbh 🤞

laufeysonsluvr 

A famous tiktoker with over 5000 followers that is know for being obsessed with Hawkeye and doing marvel edits. They are frequently seen commenting on other peoples posts. They are also a complete nerd and kinda weird.
Did you see laufeysonsluvr's comment on that controversial post?
laufeysonsluvr by roguemp4 November 5, 2021

laufeysonsmewlingquim 

master editor, raging stepdaddyist, bill cipher in disguise- this is the most ancient being you’ll ever meet. if you do happen to cross paths with him the way to escape is to say “suce mes orteils, beau-père”. there’s no telling just how powerful he is.
“hey have you heard of laufeysonsmewlingquim?”
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