landed 

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

landed 

to arrive some place or area

man, i just landed ill get at ya later!

landed by "SugEasy" July 25, 2009

Landed 

When an item lands on its side o falls due to being thrown.

The marker landed .

Landed by Hewheheheb September 30, 2019

LANded 

A bunch of guys who own the people that posted the second defintion

I am d31, and i am the sickest mother fucker out

Fuck all you other cunts

Fuck those LANDed guys are cool, let's give them shit

Fuck landed owned me...I'm going to try and own them back

LANded by d31 ma3ngz August 28, 2003

landed 

The feeling that overcomes you immediately after enjoying a mokey bowl.

*Jim smokes a mokey*

Pam: Did you just smoke a mokey?

Jim: Don't talk to me woman I've landed!

landed by up_stairs_kush February 4, 2009

LANded 

Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!

Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!

LANded by Anonymous March 20, 2003

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021