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LAN King
"LAN KING" - The King of a LAN (Local Area Network) Party; This user is defined as the King due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidisSICK) on every game possibly playable via a LAN connection.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
Dude 1 - "hey did you hear that the LAN King was in town?"
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"
LAN King by John (are ya gonna bang) Doe January 26, 2011
lanking
Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026