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A Lathargic waste of space and time that often thinks about changing their life but then never does.

A humanoid that facebooks and plays all the games weekly trying to beat their best score.

A Facebooker that blogs about life using words such as 'herkneeiah' and 'negros' excessivly, as well as other 5 year old grammar and vocabulary. They also use piss poor metaphores and will be praised by idiots for their shotty writing their shrink actually makes them do.

A Person that slams all finger nails and toe nails in the door to the point where they dont exist. Upon inquiry about said nails, they respond "self infliction makes you stronger" you then know, they are messed up.

A Person that wonders if grandfather will ever be okay and back from the hospital after he is dead and burried.
That kusty sure is stoopid.
Kusty by Thatguy199azn April 1, 2009
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A customized shoe, either by online website such as Nike By You or hand-customized.
Plural: Kusties
"Dang, how did you pay for that pair of shoes? Is it a kusty?"
"They kind of emptied my wallet, but I had to do it for the kusties!"
Kusty by FollowerOfBic November 10, 2021
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A marijuana or other drug patron who has no clout and therefore gets taxed.
I'm wating for this kusty to call, then I can go get some grub.
kusty by Kyle Eaton December 30, 2003
A kusty is a custom-made shoe either created online via an online service like "Nike By You," or by hand crafting one. Kusties are highly prestigious and admired by the community.
"Dang, are those the kusties you were telling me about last month?"

"Yeah, I emptied my wallet but it was worth it for the kusty."
Kusty by FollowerOfBic November 1, 2021
Kusty is slang for the word customer aka people who buy drugs from a drug dealer.
This kusty blowing up my phone he’s asking for a zip, imma go serve him.
Kusty by bick dick rick February 23, 2025
Kusty is slang for the word customer aka people who buy drugs from a drug dealer.
This kusty is blowing up my phone he’s asking for a zip, imma go serve him.
Kusty by bick dick rick February 23, 2025
Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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