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Kurtis Norwood 

noun- a young asian girl that squeals like a big when you touch its bum.

verb- to be a young asian girl that squeals like a big when someone touches your bum.
"Lets go ask that young asian girl that squeals like a big when we touch its bum for a hot carl." said Jeff.
"NO......, or yes?" said sexy Paul.

Jeff is kurtis-norwoodified.
Kurtis Norwood by Paul Frost February 13, 2004

Kurtis Norwood 

Random guy who kidnaps my damn bf everyday after skool to play X-box!
Damn you Kurtis Norwood, you Goatse lover, I want my bf back! mwuahahaha!
Kurtis Norwood by Empress Kikikens February 19, 2004

kurtis norwood 

N. The super genius who lives down the street, who has a serious addiction with goatse tubgirl, and B1.
Oh my god, kurtis is trying to emulate GOATSE!!!!
kurtis norwood by Mr. Bogey February 16, 2004
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