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Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.
Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.
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Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.
"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."
Kurt Cobaining by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night
Kurt cobaining by Brosssina July 19, 2024

Kurt Cobaing

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-baing" in the process.
Kurt Cobaing is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. That was pretty smart of him to do that.
Kurt Cobaing by PMax March 8, 2008

Kurt Cobanging 

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana
Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .
Kurt Cobanging by Websters2 June 12, 2015

kurt kobaining 

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.
Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
kurt kobaining by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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