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A alcoholic who fantasizes about having sex with Jessica Alba
Hey Kunz, stop watching Honey and put down that beer!
by Zdizzle December 03, 2003
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fat,mexican,jew who thinks that he's amazing at all sports and is a huge creep with girls
juan: You are such a fat mexican jew.
kunz: to bad i'm not mexican
by Brian Kozlov June 17, 2011
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