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*Slams my stomach* damn why am I such a Kunker
Kunker by G2638737 September 24, 2022
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Slur. When somebody uses the word “you” in a distasteful manner. Could be used as “kunk” aswell.
Person 1: Hey you!
Person 2: Shut up you little Kunker!!

Person 1: Did you just use the K-word?!

Kunker Knuckle 

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit
Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle
Kunker Knuckle by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

Kunker Fuck 

The act of fucking a girl with a pimply vagina or some other sort of rash etc.
EEEW Cory kunker fucked Alissa
Kunker Fuck by Stinky Peterson January 30, 2007

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.
I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out
Kunkelled out by emmt18 May 21, 2009

Kanker Sisters 

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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