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A wasteman. Can’t teach math for shit.
Bruh your teacher is a kubisz
kubisz by MrWallahi January 16, 2020
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This forest creature is usually found in the back woods of Minnesota. It stands close to 6 feet, and is covered with a bright red fur and has a pronounced sloping forehead, much like a caveman. It is known for its remarkable stupidity and amazing ability to hurt your brain by opening its mouth.
I'm actually Venesuelan

Yeah right, you probably dont even know how to spell Venesuela

Haha you're right I dont

Fuckin Kubista . . .
Kubista by JavierMiguel78Punishment January 23, 2011

Kubistar 

Kubistar- a van where a person or persons may visit to consume large quantities of raw alcohol before part-taking in a social outing.

the kubistar plays by no ones rules.....not even its own!
CARRY-OUT? KUBISTAR?..........done!
Kubistar by eamdog April 6, 2008

krúbiszexuális 

A woman who is attracted to Krúbi and women.
I find Krúbi hot af and women as well! That’s why i’m krúbiszexuális.
A Kubist is a legend who believes in Kubismen
OH! Thats a kubist!
Kubist by Kubo guden November 26, 2019

Kubismen 

Kubismen is a very aggresive religon. In kubismen you belive in a kub as a god. Kub is a square and wants everything to be in squares.
I pursue Kubismen
Kubismen by Kubo guden January 17, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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