michael clancy's mother, also mother to jenjen and liz, it is she who makes the clancy's the amazing family that they are. she loves musicals especially the ones jenjen appears in such as the 2009 production of calamity jane. she does not realise who her biggest fans are but would certainly love them if she got to know them.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).