Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

Kroozer by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

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Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

Jacob Kronert by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

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Kronker

A big old Jobbie, generally humorous, always odorous.

Hey man, i'll be there once i've rocked out this major kronker that i've been brewing.

Kronker by Donkey45 August 3, 2017

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Shim Kronker Bizzly

For when something is so damn unbelievably full of awesome sauce that you just can't think of any other words to describe how good it is!

Friend1 to Friend2

Friend 1- Alright mate, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. Me and my girlfriend tried some reverse motorboat , it was absolutely shim kronker bizzly!

Friend 2- Nice mate, glad to see you enjoyed yourself.

Shim Kronker Bizzly by mjlol June 27, 2010

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