The end point in a line of the universe's own search for perfection within its vast creation, a line that included, as minor failed experiments, Jennifer Connelly and Wynona Ryder. She is a phenomenon of physics - visible proof that the cosmos itself can be torn, can make critical errors, can go too far.

Kristin Kreuk is an adorable angel sent from heaven.

Kristin Kreuk by Emanresu October 18, 2007

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kristin kreuk

"A multitalented actress whose only flaw is that she's not Allison Mack"

ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.

I fucked Kristin Kreuk

kristin kreuk by Add is on FIRE May 6, 2005

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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