Kris Versteeg

Kristopher Versteeg was born May 13, 2986 in Lethbridge, AB, CAN. He plays right wing, and shoots right. On June 9, 2010, he won the Stanley Cup with the Chicago Blackhawks. On June 30, 2010, he was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs. In addition to playing hockey, he has a passion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung Fergie's Glamorous on Mouthpiece Sports. Also, at the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks' victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. He and his fellow former teammate, Patrick Kane performed "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" at the Campbell For Kids Texas Hold'em event.

Guy: Did you see Kris Versteeg's opening goal at the 2009 Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the Detroit Red Wings?

Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?

Kris Versteeg by NHLoverSeattle August 21, 2010

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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