A Greek last name usually given to beautiful people inside and out. Kreticos' are perfect in every way and love to have fun. They are outgoing and loved by everybody.
A false belief by oneself by means of dreams or mental anguish drug psychosis or paranoia or put by others to gain dominance or (mind screw )them. Usually pertaining to a belief that is so unreal or impossible or drastic that it shouldn't be perceived as a threat to the person at all but is believed by them due to unknown factors or backed up coincidence or building it up from small lies To screw with them.
In gonna krewticroft him and they will cry ....it will fuck them up
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.