by jose marte June 2, 2010
Verb, Noun.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
I saw a Krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
by Sir Walter the Dubba April 2, 2011
"i went to mcD's and i shit in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts chanting "krause krause krause krause"
by pube salad February 29, 2012
To be world famous DJCK
by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013
A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.
by funnyyface April 22, 2009
(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014