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Krasnov: To be a whiny bitch, often overweight, and with a fascination for Russian culture. Also prone to health concerns, including bone spurs.

Covfefe's cousin.
To Krasnov is to Put-in, and Put-out.
Krasnov by Columbo's Jacket February 21, 2025
Donald Trump, the orange man
Donald Trump Was Recruited By KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’: Spy Chief
Krasnov by 435rtyukkjhgfd February 26, 2025
kras· nov (n);

a) A derogatory term for a Russophile

b) A derogatory last name for a Russian spy or agent; especially for Donald Trump, who's rumored to be a Russian agent recruited in 1987, his supposed alias being Agent Krasnov.
Guy 1: Did you read the news lately? Trump and Vance berated Zelensky on his visit to the Oval Office.
Guy 2: Yeah, you can't expect anything less from Trump Krasnov.
Guy 1: Damn right.
Krasnov by towering6ft5sigma February 28, 2025
A nickname for Donald Trump stemming from a Twitter post from 71-year-old Alnur Mussayev, former KGB Officer. Mussayev, possibly under the direction of the Russian State in order to spread misinformation and divide the US, claimed on twitter that Trump, then 40, was recruited as a Russian asset under the codename Krasnov in 1987.

Despite Mussayev not even working in the KGB as of 1987, reputable news outlets *refusing* to run the story, along with numerous other inconsistencies, 'Krasnov' has spread among certain Internet circles as irrefutable proof that Trump is a direct Russian Agent. It's the new version of Drumpf.
Person 1: Lol, agent Krasnov is at it again!
Person 2: uhhh... you know the guy who spread 'Krasnov' is literally ex-KGB who didn't even work for them at the time? Is this the new Drumpf? I thought you were wary of Russian misinfo?
Person 1: Shut the fuck up russian bot
Krasnov by ConquestCHAD April 16, 2025

Krasnov's Market 

A huge downturn in the stock market, rising inflation, and economic turmoil, especially after 4 years of prosperity.
We were doing great under President Joe Biden, but now it's Krasnov's Market.

Krasnov Bonespursky 

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".
Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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