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Krasnov: To be a whiny bitch, often overweight, and with a fascination for Russian culture. Also prone to health concerns, including bone spurs.

Covfefe's cousin.
To Krasnov is to Put-in, and Put-out.
Krasnov by Columbo's Jacket February 21, 2025
Donald Trump Was Recruited By KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’: Spy Chief
Krasnov by 435rtyukkjhgfd February 26, 2025
kras· nov (n);

a) A derogatory term for a Russophile

b) A derogatory last name for a Russian spy or agent; especially for Donald Trump, who's rumored to be a Russian agent recruited in 1987, his supposed alias being Agent Krasnov.
Guy 1: Did you read the news lately? Trump and Vance berated Zelensky on his visit to the Oval Office.
Guy 2: Yeah, you can't expect anything less from Trump Krasnov.
Guy 1: Damn right.
Krasnov by towering6ft5sigma February 28, 2025
A nickname for Donald Trump stemming from a Twitter post from 71-year-old Alnur Mussayev, former KGB Officer. Mussayev, possibly under the direction of the Russian State in order to spread misinformation and divide the US, claimed on twitter that Trump, then 40, was recruited as a Russian asset under the codename Krasnov in 1987.

Despite Mussayev not even working in the KGB as of 1987, reputable news outlets *refusing* to run the story, along with numerous other inconsistencies, 'Krasnov' has spread among certain Internet circles as irrefutable proof that Trump is a direct Russian Agent. It's the new version of Drumpf.
Person 1: Lol, agent Krasnov is at it again!
Person 2: uhhh... you know the guy who spread 'Krasnov' is literally ex-KGB who didn't even work for them at the time? Is this the new Drumpf? I thought you were wary of Russian misinfo?
Person 1: Shut the fuck up russian bot
Krasnov by ConquestCHAD April 16, 2025

Krasnov's Market 

A huge downturn in the stock market, rising inflation, and economic turmoil, especially after 4 years of prosperity.
We were doing great under President Joe Biden, but now it's Krasnov's Market.

Krasnov Bonespursky 

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".
Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?
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