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Leftover dried cum residing in the pubic hair of the male genitalia.
My girlfriend told me to clean that Krag off of me before she would touch my penis
Krag by Wyatt.H and Russell.G January 20, 2018
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miserable old lady who sits around pouting and being grumpy
nothing brings down a party more than a krag
krag by Aram Hamalian January 11, 2008
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An enormous vagina, usually with long drooping lips and a unusually large opening that resembles some sort of pit.
I wouldn't touch that disgusting krag..
Krag by Shadow's Pawn November 22, 2003
a tit, the breast of an individual
he's got a huge pair of krags on him
krag by sexy laydee January 29, 2004
A delicious beverage used in lower parts of Bavaria such as Murnau, Krãgenfurt am Wörthersee and Literbichl.

This Drink is an existential part of the culture in those regions as it shows the effects of too much beer on a lake.
He! Give me some of that Krãg! I Love it!
Krãg by RockerZ0ck3r July 16, 2019
A limp penis
I have a kragie
Kragie by zombierandylahey August 20, 2012

Kragthorpe'd 

Used as a verb: To take something previously in great condition and completely screw it up upon arrival. Most commonly used in terms of the sport of college football in regards to taking over a good team, and be a very poor coach, and after losing to vastly inferior opponents.

Also used as a verb in terms of sports to denote incompetence.

Alternate spellings: Krag'ed, Kragcooper'd.
"Damn, I thought we had an awesome team this year but I guess we just got Kragthorpe'd"

"Man, our football team really got Krag'ed up the butt this year."

"We had a BCS team but we got Kragthorpe'd out of winning anything this year."
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