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Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

The Kacker 

A slang term for very strong marijuana. The kacker is commonly known to make the smoker cough severely upon inhalation.
Senior: Hey you guys got the kacker!?
Kurt: Standard
The Kacker by The Achievers January 27, 2013

Mayo Kracko 

To cum in/on one's ass crack
You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!
Mayo Kracko by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017

Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person
#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"