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Konstancja

Konstance Is a girl that just sticks out from the rest, you can try as hard as you want but you will NEVER find a girl like her...her personality will have you sprung from the second you meet her and you’ll never wanna leave her side. And don’t get me started on her looks! She’s drop dead gorgeous but she’s humble and doesn’t brag about it. If you find a Konstance keep her and never let her go!
Boy: damn that guy got him a Konstancja
Konstancja is a good hearted person
Konstancja by Amongxx November 22, 2021
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Konstancja

Konstancja liked to be stalked on snapchat.
Snapchat: maxinepl
You can call her:
Konsta,Konsti,Maxine,Max
Konstancja is no-life gamer girl.
She Love Timotai and her iBFF Maya.
Konstancja is herself.
Konstancja by Konstancjaxx July 2, 2017

Konstancja

Konstancja is Polish Girl. She likes to be stalked on snapchat
Snapchat: maxinepl.
She love Timotai,food and her iBFF Maja (Maya).
She is no-life gamer girl.
Konstancja is no-life.
Konstancja by Konstancjaxx July 2, 2017

Konstance 

Konstance Is a girl that just sticks out from the rest, you can try as hard as you want but you will NEVER find a girl like her...her personality will have you sprung from the second you meet her and you’ll never wanna leave her side. And don’t get me started on her looks! She’s drop dead gorgeous but she’s humble and doesn’t brag about it. If you find a Konstance keep her and never let her go!
Boy: damn that guy got him a Konstance.
Konstance by Kfhvhvjfis May 30, 2019

Konstanza 

A person who is knowlegeable about chocoloate. To the extreme.

Derived from the godess Konstanza from Aztec Mythology. She was famed for targetting gay men with a sweet tooth.
Claire: "Did you know that you need to buy 2242 bars of belgian chocolate to run up a £4000 debt?"

Catherine: "You're such a Konstanza! You better not let Fergus and Sean hear you talking about this!"
Konstanza by condictio April 17, 2010

konstantcall 

a call to someone you know in which you sing Something Corporate's "Konstantine" to them, often changing the words to suit their name, personality, and relationship with you. For Instance: My Stephanie came walking to my school and all that I could do was say she
was
so
cool

Best "konstantcalls" are usually voicemails.
"Damn, that was the worst konstantcall I've ever made"

"Dude, it's pretty much your turn to konstantcall because I did it to Ryan yesterday"
konstantcall by emma faye May 8, 2005

Konstance 

Beautiful lady always lazy but can laugh het heart out has a great boyfriend and is one of a kind.
When I need help she always there that am true Konstance
Konstance by Kfhvhvjfis February 2, 2019
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