Konnaro (Scientific Name: Canis Lupus Sapien Doodoofarticus)are an autotroph species that resembles an anthropomorphic Siberian Husky wearing a neatly ironed pastel purple shirt with a black letterman jacket with black pants and sneakers. They are considered a highly dangerous species, and is suspected to have resulted in millions of unexplainable disappearances and house fires around the globe. They are characterized by the shriek-coo sound that they emit when looking for prey, which is heard and written in english as "KOH-NAH-ROO!". If you hear this sound, lock all your doors and close all windows and lights. It will only buy you time. There is no running.
"Honey... get the kids. I just wanted to say something to them before we... you know, kick the bucket. I think I heard a Konnaro shriek a few minutes ago."
by ubforcedmetosignin May 13, 2022