Anybody named Toby can reach the experience level in life to be called “tobejizzle” when he tiers up sexually pounding 10-50 girls before the age of 17
Intercourse with a friends mum also counts as a “tobejizzle” representation.
Friends mum 1” had my sons boys over last night and Toby must’ve made a mess of himself and slept early “
Friends mum 2 “ Toby ? tobejizzle came and said goodnight to me quite early, i slept like a dream “
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.