knuckle babies

The man custard that shoots from the penis when rubbing one out.

"That chick is so hot, when I get home I'm gonna pop off some knuckle babies. When doing so, she will tell me I am great, and I will believe her."

knuckle babies by tommyboy79 April 24, 2006

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Knuckle babies

When jacking off and you sperm and sperm runs down the knuckles-

When flashjo3 whips out a batch of the knuckle babies

Knuckle babies by MADDENGODOF813 May 16, 2011

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knucklebabies

n. knucklebabies is the outcome a male gets after he roughs up his suspect (masterbates) and dosent release his sperm into a sock or something and it is all over the back of his hand.

I got home late lastnight and my wife was asleep,so i went to the computer and racked out a batch of knucklebabies.

knucklebabies by richard bellamy March 8, 2008

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knucklebabies

Sperm or semen, especially when induced by masturbation.

"Yo Scooter, what's up with your petrified Kleenex?"

"It's nothin' dude, just my knucklebabies from rubbing one out earlier today."

knucklebabies by dandruffy August 16, 2008

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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