(n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like it newayz. also enjoys hangin around the jewish crowd on the weekends. usually makes up the excuse "walking the dog" and "monthly celebrations of grandma's birthday" as code for really meaning "entering my penis in my dogs rectum".

"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."

knowlton by andy venooker June 19, 2007

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Knowlton

Slang for White Trash or Inferior. Also can be shortened to Knowlt. Of lesser quality.

He's driving a knowlton mobile. The party was ok but it had a lot of Knowlts. We're stuck eating this knowlton food.

Knowlton by BobbeDigital December 3, 2009

knowlton

"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."

knowlton by andy venooker June 27, 2007

Kyle God Knowlton

An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.

Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.

Kyle God Knowlton by Darrell DeMoss April 1, 2022

kieron knowlton

A gay from south wales which gives blow jobs in elevators.

Kieron Knowlton in a lift, you silly Kieron Knowlton

kieron knowlton by The terminanator May 20, 2014

leo knowlton

Any Girl Would Be The Luckiest To Have A Leo Knowlton Leo Knowton Is A Strong Kind-hearted Man He Is Super Handsome And Anyone Who Hates Him Will Be Ashamed Leo Knowlton Is the Best Friend You Will Have.

I Want a Leo Knowlton

leo knowlton by TheHypeCrafter Fan 2112 June 27, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026