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Some who is bad at Lux. He can't landing a binding to save his life (or his ADC). Someone so bad, I'm more scared when he aims for someone else.

Dralga: OMG, that Lux missed everything, AGAIN!!
Blud: I know, he is such a Knottseli.

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Knottstitute

Noun

A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.

"Did you see those girls line dancing?"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"

Knottstitute by Ctf December 12, 2006

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