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A human size version of the classic gnome. Often found naked and hiding in bushes. Has an infectious laugh that turns everyone into a gibbering mess. They are difficult to understand unless you are drunk. Hates people with orange hair, ginger biscuits and names beginning with the letter W.
'That knome I saw last night kicked me because I was ginger and called Will'
Knome by Thespellinggod October 29, 2021
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A sexy supergod. Quintessentially snaz and undoubtedly the sharpest dresser in any crowd. Often comes with a pedigree of broken-mischief, such as violence towards (theiving) girls, but this all adds to the effect. A "knome" or whatever is in essence cool (sub-zero even)!

N.B. Definietly NOT gay! (i fancy fiona... oh shit the games up)
a "gwodling" whatever or whoever that is
knome by dancio Incisor July 25, 2008
Related Words
A small annoying little man much like a Gnome but more of a knob.
My god isn't rob is such a knome.
Knome by Ahol29 April 5, 2024
A tiny little man much like a gnome but more of a knob.
Isn't rob such a knome
Knome by Ahol29 April 5, 2024

shit eating lawn knome 

your a shit eating lawn knome
shit eating lawn knome by Ellie October 12, 2003

Riley-Knodel effect 

Synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
That Guy is such an ignorant and arrogant flat earther he suffers from severe Riley-Knodel effect. Even worse than Pratt does.
Riley-Knodel effect by MCToon June 7, 2019

Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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