knock knock

Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."

Knock knock?
Who's There?
Hooh.
Who hooh?
No im not an owl, im Hooh.

by MadScientist February 24, 2005

Knock Knock

A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.

Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.

by oh tee gee May 15, 2008

knock knock

an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.

"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"

"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"

by Ratbiker June 11, 2007

knock knock

when you just don't care what the hell some one is saying.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.

" Knock, Knock"
" Whos there?"
" I don't care"

by vicky March 6, 2005

knock knock

A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.

Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?

Noo! i wish you wouldnt have say anyhting at all!

by Mic August 5, 2004

Knock knock

So … chat with Xwifey

Said you were waiting

I said she does that a lot usually at windows

Your not my twin flame

Your my fucking stalker

Just like twin flame

Has one of her own

You didn’t mention UD

You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …

But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too

Hanging on every word

Hanging out the roof top window

Fuck off staring or it will continue to …

Oh shit I vape mostly now

Lifestyle choice …

Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..

Add this to your badge of honours …

I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …

Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …

And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …

Knock knock ..

The Goliath comment was just for you

Nostra Damn us ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Knock Knock

To Grab Somebodies attention...slang for pay attention

Knock Knock mothafucka when you see me on da block

by Dustin407 June 26, 2007