Knighted

The act of standing in front of a bowed or seated male or female with an erect penis. Placing said penis on each shoulder and head in the same manner as king or Queen dubbing a true knight.
As with tea bagging this action is sexual in nature usually meaning to gratify, punish, embarrass, or promote laughter.

" Ian was asking to be Knighted after refusing to make me a sandwich"!

by Atom Bianchi February 8, 2009

knighted

to get dunked on so hard that you land on your back

DeAndre Jordan got the alley oop from CP3 and knighted that dude.

by pricerman March 11, 2013

knighted

Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.

Before getting a blow job, Bob knighted Becky and she like it!

by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009

Knighted

Receiving a blowjob while in a castle. This can be an authentic pre-16th Century castle or a later reproduction made using the techniques of Western European castle engineers.

You: "Dude, I was on a date at Bancroft Tower and the girl blew me in the castle!"

Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"

by blankcastle March 22, 2013

Knighted

When a guy cum on her shoulders and after that he declares her ma'am and stand up proud.

i totaly knighted my girl last night, she's now a ma'am.

by HairyPotterFD October 4, 2012

Knighted

The act of being beat, hit, or crushed with a nightstick by another person or object.

Last night on my way home, some police stopped my car and knighted me.

by Gekode April 22, 2013

Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025