Klurning 

To suck in poo,pee,and fart before it comes out or it will be very smelly.

Im klurning because im in someones house.

Klurning by butt face fred December 24, 2007

klurbing 

klurbing or doing the klurb is a ancient tradition were people who believe in klurbism will gather around and get completely naked, while singing they piss on each other

(this is not real, just saying)

yo man you wanna go klurbing?
SAME BRO

klurbing by maX1Xam January 2, 2022

Klurking 

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.

Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.

Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking 

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO

Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking

Klurking by EchoBois October 9, 2023