Kloock

Kloock. The best last name there is.

Period.

Man, did you see that Kloock? I want to be them.

by AndrewBernard January 13, 2023

Klockbacken

A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.

Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

Klock

A Backwood

I hit the Klock that Bitch hit back, Gelato Got me Musty but I’m fresher than a TickTack

by LilBH the PopOutBandkit March 18, 2022

klockin

When someone smoking on a wood (backwood or leaf) blowin big clouds

Woahhh he klockin look at himm

by Ptoodizzy February 12, 2021

Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

klooky

When someone acts crazy or hyper on pupose in order to recieve attention.

Cassie always acts klooky.

by Shmo December 14, 2004

klook

To cum an obscene amount in a place you did not mean to.

Sorry mom but i klooked all over grandma.

by ffxman92 September 10, 2009