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Generic term for a gay middle-aged male who participates in homosexual acts determined by the roll of a dice. A Klobez is sworn to accept and abide by whatever homosexual act the role of the dice falls upon. In some cases, participants get back-to-back penetration die rolls and can prove problematic to perform. In the event one cannot perform the sexual act because of a flaccid state they my use the term BOB which is an acronym for "Back off Butt" when the term BOB is used the participant has the ability to roll the dice again in hopes of an act they can perform.
A well respected Klobez organized a large game of gay dice at the fraternity.
Klobez by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023
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kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023
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Klobenus 

A master of detective, a facebook searcher (never underestimate him)
Klobenus by Crystal Arrow June 28, 2017

kloberknock 

Kloberknock is a perfect word when you wanna let a ho know you old school but most definitely about that life
This girl trippen like I wont Kloberknock her into tomorrow.
kloberknock by moderndayzoey February 15, 2022