Klobez

Generic term for a gay middle-aged male who participates in homosexual acts determined by the roll of a dice. A Klobez is sworn to accept and abide by whatever homosexual act the role of the dice falls upon. In some cases, participants get back-to-back penetration die rolls and can prove problematic to perform. In the event one cannot perform the sexual act because of a flaccid state they my use the term BOB which is an acronym for "Back off Butt" when the term BOB is used the participant has the ability to roll the dice again in hopes of an act they can perform.

A well respected Klobez organized a large game of gay dice at the fraternity.

by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Klokez

Knowledge Loving Organism Knowing Everyone’s Zillennial

Klokez going crazy!

by Info urban Dictionary August 7, 2021

Klobenus

A master of detective, a facebook searcher (never underestimate him)

Never underestimate the power of Klobenus!

by Crystal Arrow June 28, 2017

kloberknock

Kloberknock is a perfect word when you wanna let a ho know you old school but most definitely about that life

This girl trippen like I wont Kloberknock her into tomorrow.

by moderndayzoey February 15, 2022