klepto-snatch 

n. a seemingly straight woman who makes a habit of stealing lesbian girlfriends of other lesbians, either for recurring hook-ups or one night stands
v. to steal (as a straight woman) a lesbian partner/girlfriend of another lesbian

Brenda says she loves her husband and kids, but she's a total klepto-snatch when she heads out to My Sister's Room.
That Brenda may be all smiles at the charter school board meeting, but if she tries to klepto-snatch Clarisse again I'm going to slap-jack that trick, Philly-style.

klepto-snatch by Trick Lovedakids December 28, 2009

klept that shit 

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

klept that shit by annabunny August 9, 2009

kleptosophilia 

The fetish of sleeping with people who will steal from you and leave unnoticed.

-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.

-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate

kleptosophilia by addindefsandshit June 4, 2014

kleptosexual 

One who engages in the theft of virginity.

Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual.

kleptosexual by Brad March 22, 2005

Kleptosexual 

When you're not sure of ur sexuality but you're attracted to one person you're in a relationship with.

Jeff: Aren't you a lesbian and dating a non binary?

Rose: yes I'm kleptosexual, I'm dating them and attracted to women.

Kleptosexual by PsneisCokc450 October 11, 2021

kleptoscopic 

A person who steals small things.

Man, that dude just stole a jelly bean. He's freaking kleptoscopic!!!

kleptoscopic by fAkeality October 17, 2003