Klemens

The coolest fucking guy ever, he's the best basketball player ever, and is the least socially akward guy to ever set foot on this planet. All the kids wish to be like him someday, he also is an Austrian economist. Michael Jordan in fact said this quote about him, "When I was younger, after school, I would rush to see Klemens play basketball, he inspired me to become who I am today." Basically, Klemens is the coolest, funniest, smartest guy to ever set foot on this planet.

Person 1: Dude, who do you think is the coolest person ever?

Person 2: Definetley Klemens

Klemens by Klemensiscoolol November 12, 2020

Klemens

A cute Malaysian dork that's so ugghhhhhh

Klemens plays the piano

Klemens by Evelynn0210 August 9, 2018

Klemens

He is a very special, intelligent and well-liked by his peers. Many girls tend to like him a lot but he is not interested in them. Klemens always keep this word. He is a very handsome, smart, talented and funny person to hang out with. He is unique and nice. He has tons of potential in him and always never give up.

Girl: Wow! That top student is such a Klemens!
Dewon: I agree! I wish I was a Klemens!

Klemens by UniJess April 9, 2019

Klemens

Mashup of the Words "Clemens" and the german word "Kommunist" (Communist)

A Person whos name is Clemens but he is also a "Kommunist"

Klemens is a Communist

Klemens by slaytanicmaddin March 8, 2017

Klemens

Klemens is truly one-of-a-kind. He is highly individual and has a complicated personality. He is quite sexy and a good actor, though it is not acting when he adapts to the behaviour of people he is interacting at that moment. He can work it out with everyone if he wants to because he can easily replicate the energy given off by his fellow man. He is mostly considered extroverted, but you should not be upset when he just lies next to you without talking. He feels comfortable and is vibing. Sometimes he is willing to give you all his attention and if he wants to, he can get freaky and give you some of the best hours you might experience. He is widely considered to be an incarnation of God, first and foremost by himself. He is happy probably all the time, tends to procrastinate a lot but at some point, he will get himself a godly body, just like he deserves. He is Klemens, he is God.

Granny:" Darling, why haven`t you been in church last week?"
Niece:" I am sorry Granny, but I now love Klemens and there shall only be one form of god in my life. By the way, could you help me persuade Mom so I can stay at Klemens` for the weekend?"

John:" Wow, what a great human being. Man I wish I was like him."
Albert Einstein:" keep wishing, because there can only be one Klemens!"

Klemens by Ubetterfuckwithme November 22, 2021

klemens

Best Goalkeeper in the World, could be the Pope, the most important thing about it is he got the best and hottest girlfriend in the World, got a sixpack, because of his hot spanish Gf~Alina

Alina best girlfriend my Girl hot couple pope Sixpack Klemens

klemens by Kl3m3ns January 3, 2017

Klemens

He loves music. And girls.

OMG did you hear this?

Yeah this is Klemens playing the piano

Klemens by Hamaru January 9, 2018