The coolest fucking guy ever, he's the best basketball player ever, and is the least socially akward guy to ever set foot on this planet. All the kids wish to be like him someday, he also is an Austrian economist. Michael Jordan in fact said this quote about him, "When I was younger, after school, I would rush to see Klemens play basketball, he inspired me to become who I am today." Basically, Klemens is the coolest, funniest, smartest guy to ever set foot on this planet.
by Klemensiscoolol November 12, 2020
by Evelynn0210 August 10, 2018
He is a very special, intelligent and well-liked by his peers. Many girls tend to like him a lot but he is not interested in them. Klemens always keep this word. He is a very handsome, smart, talented and funny person to hang out with. He is unique and nice. He has tons of potential in him and always never give up.
by UniJess April 09, 2019
Mashup of the Words "Clemens" and the german word "Kommunist" (Communist)
A Person whos name is Clemens but he is also a "Kommunist"
A Person whos name is Clemens but he is also a "Kommunist"
Klemens is a Communist
by slaytanicmaddin March 08, 2017
Klemens is truly one-of-a-kind. He is highly individual and has a complicated personality. He is quite sexy and a good actor, though it is not acting when he adapts to the behaviour of people he is interacting at that moment. He can work it out with everyone if he wants to because he can easily replicate the energy given off by his fellow man. He is mostly considered extroverted, but you should not be upset when he just lies next to you without talking. He feels comfortable and is vibing. Sometimes he is willing to give you all his attention and if he wants to, he can get freaky and give you some of the best hours you might experience. He is widely considered to be an incarnation of God, first and foremost by himself. He is happy probably all the time, tends to procrastinate a lot but at some point, he will get himself a godly body, just like he deserves. He is Klemens, he is God.
Granny:" Darling, why haven`t you been in church last week?"
Niece:" I am sorry Granny, but I now love Klemens and there shall only be one form of god in my life. By the way, could you help me persuade Mom so I can stay at Klemens` for the weekend?"
John:" Wow, what a great human being. Man I wish I was like him."
Albert Einstein:" keep wishing, because there can only be one Klemens!"
Niece:" I am sorry Granny, but I now love Klemens and there shall only be one form of god in my life. By the way, could you help me persuade Mom so I can stay at Klemens` for the weekend?"
John:" Wow, what a great human being. Man I wish I was like him."
Albert Einstein:" keep wishing, because there can only be one Klemens!"
by Ubetterfuckwithme November 22, 2021
An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.
Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
by Klemeninio May 02, 2013
Klemen is a very hot and handsome dude that everybody wants as a friend or a boyfriend and can turn a straight dude gay in a matter of seconds. He is most often spotted rocking an afro or some other hot hairstyle. Guys named Aleksander are naturally attracted to him. He is an absolute Chad and eats pasta with basil pesto on the school bus, even though his main mean of transportation is his Pony bike. Also has an amazing taste for dark humor
by Klemen is epic November 08, 2020