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kleio 

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Someone who is sweet, sexy and awesome to be around. Everyone wants a Kleio in their life.
Dang, I could use a Kleio right about now
kleio by Husk November 27, 2016
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kleio 

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Kleio is a beautiful girl who is nice and kind to other. She will help you when you need it and cares for other people.
I wish I were like Kleio.
kleio by Husk November 27, 2016
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kleio • klein • keion • kleinmen • kleinpeter • keionavin • Klei • Kleine • Kleintges • kaleiohao

Jared Kleinman 

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The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)
"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
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Jared Kleinman 

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The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018
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Kleopatra 

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Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.
"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"
Kleopatra by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008
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Jared Kleinman 

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a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.
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jared kleinman 

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An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman
jared kleinman by whorecruxes June 1, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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