A guy who orders you both drinks and leaves you with the bill. Looses ability to speak at inexplicable times. May leave wads of gum behind. Too cheap to buy you a drink, too "dumb" to answer your question.
Kivox is a UK developer who hates literally every language in existence except Go. He will projectile vomit on you if you show him PHP code. Even if you live on the other side of the world. He will hunt you down and projectile vomit on you and your keyboard. He also likes his mom, or so I heard. Could just be bullshit.
Discord User 1: Hey, did you show Kivox your new project?
Discord User 2: Just found out he hates PHP, I don't think I can show it to him until I rewrite it in Go. I don't wanna risk getting projectile vomited on.