Secludedly located in the two thousand and eighty seventh sector within the kingdom of FORRY and the empire of the Northern Beaches. Residence of the exalted suppository of all wisdom, Tony Abbott.
A cesspool of twelvies, hipsters, eshay wannabes (Peshays), filthy rich familys, single mothers and the iconic walking fossils.
Within this region, from 8:30am to 3:30pm, passersby of the
high school may be shocked by what seems
like Abbott's discount solution to the immigrant issue. This is yet to be confirmed.
Tourists
may wish to visit the local pub; namely the Melwood Oval for a smashing time.