Kitten Soft 

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

Kitten Soft by zojo86 November 13, 2013

Kitten Soft 

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.

Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.

Kitten Soft by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020