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kitten killer 

A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.
kitten killer by Atomic Dog October 14, 2004
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Kitten Killer 

A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.
Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".

Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".

Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".

Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
Kitten Killer by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023

kitten killer 

Someone who whacks off. Everytime u masturbate, god kills a kitten. Kill those damn annoying kittens!
Justin kills 50 kittens a day because he cant get a girl
kitten killer by bizi0tch.xX January 8, 2005

kitten killer 

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.
kitten killer by ez4shez February 24, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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