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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.
I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee
by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
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The Witches Kiss

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.
He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.
by Barry Bod December 29, 2020
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