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Kiss the Unicorn
When you're eating the
asshole
and
jacking
the dick
at the same time.
Crystal
said "she doesn't believe in
Unicorns
." I said "so how would you like to
kiss the unicorn
?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by
Reece Duval
December 27, 2019
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Kiss the Unicorn
mug.
Kissing the Unicorn
Sucking Cock
, A reference to the
music video
"Blow" by
Kesha
.
Yo
home girl
why don't you come over to my house later to start
kissing the unicorn
in my pants
?
by
Kissing the Unicorn
March 9, 2011
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