Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

kiss the Blarney Stone

To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.

A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder

by The Slang Overwatcher October 25, 2017

Kiss the Blarney Stone

When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!

My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!

by Davele’s Lair October 28, 2021