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Kinky Afro 

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you get is just what you see yeah

I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me

I never help or give to the needy

Come on and see me

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby

You run around and groove like a baggy

You're only here just out of habit

All that's mine you might as well have it

You take ten feet back and then stab it

Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me

I can't stand the needy

Get around here if you're asking you're feeling
I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy

I can't stand to leave it

You come around here and you put both your feet in

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So go on and say it

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't hear what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

Kinky Afro
Kinky Afro by Death Menace February 13, 2023
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Kinky-Afro 

Thick, curly hair, which when taken out of braids resembles the afro, which is common in people of african descent.
I was watching Lauryn Hill perform and I couldn't take my eyes off of her kinky-afro, it's beautiful.
Kinky-Afro by Nina June January 21, 2011
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