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Kingcal is a right dosser.
Kingcal is so cool
Kingcal by NotAless January 11, 2022
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kingality 

A term used to describe only the best kings
Do you see this crown on my head?
No
Because you can’t see the kingality in me
kingality by A random on 2k August 13, 2018

KiingCalebb 

A real nigga
Tom: “have you heard that new KiingCalebb”

Joe: “naw i haven’t pmo”
Tom: “ight bet he’s a real ass nigga
KiingCalebb by Damn idek January 24, 2020

kingaling 

Nickname for someone whose last name is King. This person is witty and hot but will argue with a stop sign. Usually excells at Guitar Hero.
Chip: "Oh sh*t, Kingaling's here."
Fred: "Hide the playstation and the Vodka"
kingaling by kingqh536 February 20, 2009

Eating Kingcake

Swallowing semen aka babies.
Comes from the Lousiana origin that is derived from the famous lousiana pastry King cake. In the King Cake, there is a small plastic baby, if you are unaware you might accidentally swallow the baby.
Man that dirty bitch looks like she be eating kingcake on the reg.

KINGALINGA 

When something is übercool or real fun, its KINGALINGA. Must only be used in a sexual sentence.
That assram i had last night was pretty damn KINGALINGA

Kiddo`s penis is KINGALINGA.

Eryc has a KINGALINGA girlfriend, she likes to buttfuck him, thats really KINGALINGA.
KINGALINGA by Madru May 23, 2007

Kingaling 

A big dick! A kings dick! A big Kings dick! Royal dick!
Girl you better come get this kingaling and stop playing wit yo life!
Kingaling by Nutznyamouff October 16, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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